This past Tuesday, Corporate Clash, the world's most dysfunctional Toontown server, sent out a global announcement on their Discord server, before quickly deleting it. That is not the most surprising part, however. Because they did it not once, but twice.
Can you imagine the level of incompetence to mess up a Discord announcement so badly you have to delete it after you've already sent it to all subscribed servers TWICE? What a joke. The Corporate Clash team should be ashamed.
And what's worse, we don't even know what was said! It could've been the most inhumane, vile thing ever said on earth, but no one saw it because the game is dead. The Corporate Clash community, if you can even call it that anymore, is a ghost town populated by tumbleweeds and the occasional confused noob wondering why their game keeps crashing during a VP run. It’s a sad state of affairs when your server’s biggest update in the last three years is a pair of deleted announcements that nobody saw because, frankly, nobody cares.
Knowing Clash’s track record, it was probably something so vile, so utterly despicable, that they had to wipe it from the internet before it caused a global uproar.
What’s next for Corporate Clash? Will they accidentally leak their entire codebase in a third announcement? Or maybe they’ll just give up and let the servers quietly fizzle out, leaving behind nothing but a legacy of glitches and bad game design. One thing’s for sure, whatever happens, it’ll be a spectacular failure worth documenting.